Glielkect Gobguzzla is one of the two promising rookies in the team. He played successfull in the U18 of the Goblin Nosebugger-League of the Greater Alpine Division where he showed high potential. His affinity to "convince" the opponents that it is better for them to stay on the ground was phenomenal. With his fairly small body, only 2'11' tall he was often mistaken for a snotling, which was also emphasized by his ability to sneak through the smallest opening in the defensive line. Glielkect was hired by the Valleyshockers after Running Back Kleeaz "the Lame" Hardfuel suffered his third serious leg injury and is now pursuing a career as kindergarten teacher.

His favorite cheese is Räßkäse